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Pranked real good

By kekumbas - 05/05/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafe I realized there were two stickers on my back that read: "Don't touch my no-no square" and "I wear diapers." I make food with my back to customers all day and I walk through the seating area delivering food. No one said anything. FML

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:11

I'm sorry to hear that your genitals are shaped like a square.

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Lmao! I eat dicks!

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