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By Ca13b - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

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Nikkitaria 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:11

Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer

SinisterMedic 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:21

Fire in the hole...? :)

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Jesse_D83 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:27

Damn, he lit that ass on fire!

DudeItsMelvin 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:42

And you didn't notice the toilet paper was wet, idiot.

Smartpants 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:44

Prankster ;)

Lizzy500 16

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:58

If your brother has a car, place a slice of Limburger cheese on his engine. After he's been driving a bit, the cheese will melt and make the whole interior smell like ass. You're welcome.

aFreedom127 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:01

That's hot!

iTransform 8

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:17

Feel the burn!!!

durbins95 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:28

Bet that felt awesome! Haha

bill_lover 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:58

Oh dear god..

flyestgirleva13 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:05

New laxative?

dotgov1369 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:16

Put itching powder on all his underwear!!!

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