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Pirate move

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

AyeJay101 25

Sunday 20 December 2015 6:09

"Hey guys, watch this..." Infamous last words till stupid stunt is done.

ARandomDickhead 8

Sunday 20 December 2015 6:07

You went full blown retard

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metreman 19

Sunday 20 December 2015 15:20

lol as they say it seemed a good idea at the time.

Ih8teenageangst 19

Sunday 20 December 2015 16:05

don't rock the boat.

WarMachine68 24

Sunday 20 December 2015 17:10

There's a fine line between brave and stupid.

Firestar268 25

Sunday 20 December 2015 17:34

Never go full retard.

dno79 19

Sunday 20 December 2015 18:59

stupid is as stupid does!

ipohvy 11

Sunday 20 December 2015 19:50

"Hold my beer"

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 20 December 2015 21:25

# 44 I don't think OP could see the fine line in the review mirror he's so far past it.

lmbachman 23

Monday 21 December 2015 4:07

I'm a whitewater kayaker. You, sir, are an idiot.

nphill82 21

Monday 21 December 2015 6:08

You have clearly never been in any type of boat if that "sounded good in theory".

dogsniffer71 10

Monday 21 December 2015 10:56

You a damn fool, Dion. YDI

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