Video games and Injury: Pain in the ass

Pain in the ass

By Kaganate - 09/02/2010 00:32 - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the wooden edge of my coffee table watching my sister's boyfriend play Halo 2, when I leaned back to stretch and shattered the center pane of glass in the table. I now have a large gash in my ass. FML

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Nederlander95 14

Friday 28 March 2014 22:03

The fml really is "Today, I'm such a loser that I watched my sister's boyfriend play Halo. FML"

GildedFlame 3

Tuesday 3 May 2016 5:01

Sorry to inform you, but the gash was already there

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