Intimacy, Health, Sex, Accident and Awkward: Overenthusiastic

Overenthusiastic

By Anonymous - 09/06/2025 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to pick my wife up and put her on the worktop for some oral fun, and when I say "tried" I mean I failed. My back spasmed for the first time in my life and I sort of threw her into the fridge door. I’m now in agony, she’s mad that I “think she’s fat”, and the fridge has a dent. FML

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The simple solution would be to see if your wife has put on weight. If she weighs the same as she always has, then it is unfortunate timing with your back. If she weighs more than..

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GoogieWithers 23

Monday 9 June 2025 14:00

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