Outdoorsy

Anonymous - 22/03/2012 03:21 - United States - London

Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cockblocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML
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beccaishereyay 11

Doesn't matter, had sex

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mama2b3 20

Pussy. A real man woulda asked the bear to join, then made it his bitch!

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natepooch 4

YOU'S WAS TROLLIN' !!!

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doof_fisch 2

Maybe the animal could sense that you're a switch-hitter; being a bi-polar bear and all.

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Evie_fml 14

On the bright side, that's probably going to be one of the funniest stories you ever tell.

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bluelagoon24 19

"If you go down the woods today you're sure of a big surprise..."

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isb 3

Wait so you had sex with a bear

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Isa_fml 20

oh boy. glad you are OK, and sorry about how hard i just laughed. :P

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br34kthesilenc3 0

Of all things in the world to cockblock you, oh well, at least you had sex.

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aBigWiener 4

You know that bears can smell the menstruation?

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IceMetalPunk 2

The menstruation? I think you should look up that term...

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