Dentist, Phobias and Kids: Not too fond of the chair

Not too fond of the chair

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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Comments

ShutTheFuCupcake 7

Tuesday 29 July 2014 18:07

beat that bratty ****** until he cant stand

KatHelm 17

Tuesday 5 August 2014 3:13

I'd flip balls too. Don't blame him.

grene11061 6

Wednesday 27 August 2014 13:47

Wow...obviously, the kid is Way out of line, and he apparently thinks there won't be consequences for being such a brat. Hopefully, you proved him wrong.