Sex and Intimacy: Not a Bio major

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 13:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

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velvel 7

Monday 27 June 2011 19:01

well, you definitely don't want babies with that one.

knights95 9

Monday 27 June 2011 19:00

Fail

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neongurl98 10

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:56

he's a good BF!!!!!

mikeyg36 6

Sunday 3 July 2011 20:52

You should wear a condom to be extra safe!

chloeebella2009 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 23:03

pretty sure his mother should have taken the morning after pill lol

suchsmallhands 0

Monday 4 July 2011 1:35

that's so funnnny lol

aknight14 0

Monday 4 July 2011 5:45

wow...wtf

MrAngel96 0

Monday 4 July 2011 7:52

WTF he's a dumbass

mlude90 0

Monday 4 July 2011 9:37

wow he is really stupid

bailey80 3

Friday 8 July 2011 6:17

they tic tacs??? check to make sure..;)

ArsenalFan12 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:22

look at the bright side ..... o wait ... there using one

farhia97 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 8:37

At least he cares

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