Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 635 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, the "man cold" has infected my brother. He honestly thinks he's dying. He only has the sniffles. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 156 You deserved it 3 655
Today, I realised that my flight back from Berlin was actually booked for the 29th of September instead of August. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 517 You deserved it 27 160
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 486 You deserved it 338
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML I agree, your life sucks 65 544 You deserved it 6 063
Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 554 You deserved it 51 578
Today, my father finally achieved his long-held goal. He has legally disowned me. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 406 You deserved it 3 256
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!