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By No.Life. - 14/07/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML

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By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML

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Wednesday 14 July 2010 12:12

Instead, you came on FML.

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Wednesday 14 July 2010 12:15

am I the only one who doesn't have a Facebook? and totally fine with that?

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scathecat 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 8:30

13unlucky 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 1:53

your stupid

Svfly5 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 15:55

I do that too!!!!

adamswag9 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 11:46

it's just like why would you want to post this? hahaha

MRVOlivia 22

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:32

Just go offline! I only get on 1 time every few days and I know that :)

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