Smells and Kids: Nice, thanks - FML

Nice, thanks

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a little girl came up to me and said, "Hi, my name is Lindsey, let's be friends!" I thought she was cute, so I played along and said, "OK! My name is Jen!" Her reply was, "Wait, never mind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML

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plethora 3

Sunday 17 May 2009 10:19

"You smell funny" in kidspeak does not necessarily mean "You have BO". It could mean "I don't like your perfume".

24788 6

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:54

Kids are brutally honest.

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Sessee 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 21:29

#1 You fail for: 1. Saying first. 2. Stating that you say "first" for the hell of it. :D

lilpartyguy 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:08

you should wash your ******

LunaVachonFan95 0

Monday 18 May 2009 0:25

Haha,ouch. Kids are so honest,too honest,actually. FYL ;)

imnotkidding_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:07

you deserve it for stinking so bad

mehwhateverr 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:05

Aw :( FYL.

whudafxup 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:30

Must be true. Kids say what they think and the blatant truth. FYL though.

mimblewimble_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:58

YDI for smelling funny.

Rawro_O 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:26

Mmmm Yewz got a perdy mouth and you smell just fine t me @_@

breaksprinter_ 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:03

I am almost certain you spelled her name wrong. Fail. [But certainly not epic]

Doctor_X17 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 0:54

you can spell that name Lindsay, Lindsey, or Lindsy... possibly more ways than that. though i've seen all 3.

dianeface 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:20

#14 is right. that girl probably thinks her sweaty pits smell good after playing in the dirt all day. Don't worry about it.

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