Intimacy Narcissism

Narcissism

during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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fmlalways - 22/01/2011 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

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say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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Juliett - 29/08/2019 19:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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Anonymous - 25/07/2020 08:01

Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML

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Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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undoable - 08/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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Silver linings

KANCHI - 02/06/2022 17:30 - India - Gurgaon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML

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nraecher - 23/03/2013 04:43 - Canada - Ajax

Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML

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thatsux23 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 16:05

he's pretty good then hhaha

Lone_Wolf_099 5

Wednesday 19 May 2010 16:24

to used to giving himself a "hand" when hes alone?

ninjacapo 2

Wednesday 19 May 2010 22:37

lol thts attractive

xHabsfanx 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:27

Well then do the same to him, just moan your own name and see what his reaction is.

jplumbob 4

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:45

he loves himself.

YoureSoFingFake 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:49

He was imaging you saying it. There was an FML just like it a while back.

bacondude 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 0:20

that's ******* hilarious!!! hahahaha

freakizoid_5000 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 0:25

He wanks too much

staciieee_x3 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 0:27

Your boyfriend is a narcissist.. Nice.

deathnotedeluxe 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 0:32

l2 role play.

zenti 2

Thursday 20 May 2010 0:45

I would have been laughing too hard after that to continue.

Pixelfish 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 1:03

umm phag

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