My precious baby

Anonymous - 08/11/2013 23:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML
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hghrider123456 9

So you get beat into submission by a pussy, I see nothing out of the ordinary here

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DocBastard 38

ALL cats think like this. The difference between most cats and yours is that yours actually has the guts to go through with it.

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toastedjellybowl 7

The whole time I thought you were talking about your wife until the very end. You should write a book.

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Caelophile 8

I automatically hate any FML that tries to disguise its subject until the end.

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furbyface711 9

Cats become aggressive for a reason. You need to find out why. She might be redirecting her aggression to you if feral cats are outside. She can smell/hear them and then attacks you. Or she may need more stimulation.

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Shiiya 14

Haha at first i thought she was your girlfriend or wife till i saw the word cat I'd say buy a scratching pole or something?? That way her claws would be busy scratching something else and won't be as sharp??

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chaceb94 1

You do realize that you are a human right? Your size gives you the ability to stomp its guts out. There will be a mess, but since you have thumbs it.won't be hard to clean up.

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BEATLEJUICE98 4

Here we go Step 1: find a trash bag Step 2: find the cat Step 3: put said cat in bag Step 4: throw bag at stranger while running and yelling its yours now

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skyeyez9 24

Is this how your cat plays? Or is it just an asshole? I know some animals play really rough. My Australian Cattle Dog would run at you full speed and tackle you...and keep running Circles around you, as you gasp for breath.

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