Alcohol, Addiction and Kids: Mommy's little helper

Mommy's little helper

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Oakland

Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML

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Ok, definitely time to get help...

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Comments

buffy999 11

Thursday 19 February 2015 2:05

That's your own fault.

gabsgarza 8

Thursday 19 February 2015 4:16

Intervention maybe?

nightwalker707 8

Thursday 19 February 2015 6:49

good thing she did take a pull off that glass. that would have been funny.. harmless but funny!

middlenamefrank 8

Thursday 19 February 2015 19:32

Yeah, anybody who drinks scotch in large glasses really should take a long hard look at their drinking habits. Good luck shaking that monkey off your back.