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Mixed feelings

By thefriedman - 12/02/2013 04:59 - United States - Perris

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Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

SoSickWithIt 14

Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:34

********, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:52

Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.

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megliz22 4

Sunday 24 February 2013 3:06

oh, awkward.

Nederlander95 14

Friday 14 March 2014 21:57

Switch air fresheners and maybe ask her to do the same. No big deal

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