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Mean girls

By Imstuuuupid - 25/02/2022 00:01

Today, not even a month into the new semester, I have a hearing at the Dean’s office for academic dishonesty. My classmate and “friend” who I’ve been doing online quizzes with at home (considered cheating) decided to throw me under the bus, all because I wouldn’t let her borrow $100. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 25 February 2022 0:38

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

sarsuela 29

Friday 25 February 2022 7:39

Perhaps them doing the quiz together is cheating?

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 25 February 2022 0:38

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

mike3775 36

Friday 25 February 2022 1:03

Man people are stupid nowadays.

catalysty 20

Friday 25 February 2022 4:10

how would doing online quizzes at home be considered cheating?

sarsuela 29

Friday 25 February 2022 7:39

Perhaps them doing the quiz together is cheating?

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