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By MCForty - 27/02/2015 15:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

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Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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Saturday 28 February 2015 0:05

Seems like he wasn't exactly on cue.

obnum 19

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:07

What a sore loser >_> Hope you're okay OP :( that sounds painful.

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vlalam 24

Saturday 28 February 2015 5:25

that was a mistake and he didn't mean to u but I should say atleast he won something.. revenge served cold ;p

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 28 February 2015 5:26

Rerack his balls.

jqmalang 17

Saturday 28 February 2015 6:25

Wow, what a loser he is.

kargirl3 14

Saturday 28 February 2015 6:34

hope you're okay! karma will punch him in the face! xoxo

KittyCat1991 13

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:23

I hope he apologized to you OP.

SauceySarah 30

Saturday 28 February 2015 9:45

Not only did he lose to a pregnant girl, but he also hit a pregnant girl. 2 for 2.

Sheepalicious 20

Saturday 28 February 2015 12:57

And this is when you sue for assaulting a pregnant woman.

JBrownie123 24

Saturday 28 February 2015 13:19

That aim would explain why he lost...

MissUnic0rn 13

Saturday 28 February 2015 13:56

That is just sad........

breezymarteezy 12

Saturday 28 February 2015 20:02

Wow, to the people who are saying be glad it wasn't your belly.. She shouldn't have been hit at all. That guy is a loser with poor sportsmanship.

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