Love, Accident and Cute: Magic moment - FML

Magic moment

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

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Jellytastic 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:20

if he crouched very low then why couldn't you just climb onto his back?

fualignment 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:25

lol this is cute

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vb68_fml 28

Tuesday 17 December 2013 3:25

Wish I was there :)

sugarbear0727 19

Monday 23 December 2013 2:57

Lol. That's cute that he offered. My boyfriend has carried me on his back so I didn't get muddy. He's a foot taller, so I totally understand over-jumping.

dccomics94 12

Friday 16 May 2014 21:57

Sorry miss, but that is really funny. :D

xx_alexmagm_xx 12

Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:27

How does one jump extra hard?

Sansa_fml 38

Tuesday 21 April 2015 17:20

Better to have your face in the mud than on the street. That hurts even more.

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