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By gassygirlfriend - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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Sunday 10 May 2015 19:03

Now that's love.

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your a dedicated spooner .

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cari_cat 19

Monday 11 May 2015 1:12

To be fair to her she probably holds in so much when she's awake around you!

YFOS_fml 17

Monday 11 May 2015 1:28

well you didn't move!

missclm 1

Monday 11 May 2015 2:18

YDI cause you make her feel like she has to hold them in around you.

clairesucks 37

Monday 11 May 2015 3:01

Oh well, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do

YourAdopted69 2

Monday 11 May 2015 3:12

love is in the air, oh wait never mind it's just farts

themeraiser 0

Monday 11 May 2015 4:34

Le lol

coolkidmcgoo 14

Monday 11 May 2015 4:50

I had to jump on and comment and say hey to someone else from Idaho

AssassinD3 19

Monday 11 May 2015 5:08

And people say romance is dead.

Freelman 7

Monday 11 May 2015 5:39

Ahh the feel of love and the smell of methane. Both inseparable

zenrael 21

Monday 11 May 2015 6:08

Many presents for when she forgets she is in your presence.

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