Awkward, Harry Potter Transportation Just Slytherin

Just Slytherin

GrLifeusx - - United States

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

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Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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Effed up

sunny_funny - - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML

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It's sus to us

Anonymous - - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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Good samaritan

happyshit - - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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I hate myself

trixanne - - Australia - Sydney

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML

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Expelliarmus!

icybrent94 - - United Kingdom - Arlesey

Today, I had some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML

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snakeboy - - Australia

Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for God knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowingly drove it around. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

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There was an attempt…

JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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supersmashpika - - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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Yunie_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:23

Should've brought your wand.

zachhh 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:54

stupid muggle.......

random5487 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:53

wow, that's sad for one reaon...THIS FML IS FAKE! im a harry potter fan and as a true fan i know for a fact there wasn't a harry potter convention on 03/07/09.....the next one isnt to april....FYL

random5487 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:56

july i ment

Eternity_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:01

#4: Or better yet, teleport.

hanhanjr 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:38

Don't you mean apparate?

LordOfTheHobos 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:14

I read "Today I was going to a Harry Potter Convention", and clicked you deserved it.

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Saturday 11 August 2012 21:38

That's because you're rude.

darkbrownmascara 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:19

#20, It was the fourth movie. I would know, I'm a hardcore Harry Potter fan. If only there was a convention in my city...

starrieyed 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:22

aww haha It's a pity other convention-goers didn't see you and pick you up :(

Love_Me_Do 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:34

I would have picked you up =D Ron is my favorite.

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Sunday 8 March 2009 20:34

Dude, this is a joke. Your life is a joke. This should be a wake-up call for you! Not only is it bad to dress up like ANY book or cartoon character outside of halloween or costume parties w/ scantilyclad women..... But it's EVEN WORSE when you dress up A) as a back-up character, and B) as a character from a book series that HATES YOU! In the book, they hate muggles! AKA YOU! It's nothing less than SELF GUILT which makes you like this book so much! Get some self respect!