Intimacy: John Coltrane

John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML

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_apecakez 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:04

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

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Comments

tacoman007 2

Sunday 3 January 2010 5:54

"Today, my boyfriend asked me to give him a *******. He pulled his pants down, and me, not knowing what do, proceeded to breath on his penis for a moment. When I looked up to ask if he was pleased, He stared at me like I was crazy. I honestly didn't know. FML."

terror_twins 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 8:32

lmao

g0o0_dj 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 8:36

wow a lot of you people are lame she was most likly being a smart ass duh and really? you people are getting worked over about so girl and guy you don't know wow u people are cool

bugsGoRawr 7

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:01

haha wow iv'e known what that's meant for years now and i turned 13 last November(:. i learn from my perverted friends:D

tb15 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:23

so just explain to her

Alishmc 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 19:09

I find it hard to feel sorry for anyone that would ask for a bj.

Miss_lunatic 8

Friday 23 April 2010 17:44

Hahahahahahahahah! This is one of the most funny things I've ever read! :D Don't know what a ******* is?! OMG! She must be young. Or blond. Or.. Just stupid..