It's just another day

wilmerjean - - United States

Today, I had to spend the morning and afternoon waiting for my uncle to take a crap after his hernia surgery. It never happened, and in the end I drove home, only to find the highway just as backed up as my uncle's colon. FML
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X8PX 5

more like f his life for having an inconsiderate nephew/niece..

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ilovetylerseguin 0

it couldve been worse. I bet he wasn't thrilled either

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ImmaB3AST 7

Well thats a shitty situation. Wait.. Maybe not...

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Ilikethenamesam 3

Worst one to say yum on :P

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megapeyt 17

Excellent pun my friend

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stoych 19

well thats ok, because one day when you are getting on a bit and you need your hernia fixed, Im sure your nephew will take great delight in posting the same about you. karma, op. its a bitch.

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isabelm13 2

Maybe your face is so ugly the crap decided to stay in rather than get out and it said "FML"

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2ndSucks 15

He just had surgery and you're the one posting an FML? I'd rather sit through traffic than get cut open, but maybe that's just me. Stop being so stuck up.

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blacksswan 10

I feel sorry for your uncle for having a niece/nephew like you. Karma is a bitch and you better hope it doesn't come around to bite you in the ass. If you didn't want to take care him why didn't you say so in first place?

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bitchesbecrazy2 4

Should've taken him to get his prostate checked the next day, that would fix him right up. Also, at least he didn't pull a jackass 3 and poo-cano all over you

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