Cars, ACAB and Transportation: It's a mystery

It's a mystery

By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML

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curlyfriez 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 9:23

you idiot. Were you surprised he knew your name? or omg! were you worried he knew your address also?

fma_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 9:19

failure u.u

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jungi125 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 19:06

ever took a look at a license before?

BDA_fml 5

Tuesday 4 August 2009 19:34

Did he have you suck on his breathalizer??

thepunisher_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:04

so are you saying you have never read your license before?!?!

muffinsareyummy 1

Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:08

i would just like to state on behalf of my gender that not all women are assclowns.

stone_light 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:34

ydi for being dumb

magichateball 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:58

YDI for being a tard

Leashaness 5

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:17

Whoever modded and accepted this one sucks as much as the poster does. Epic failure for both.

flyingpan8 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:02

YOU STUPID MORON! your stupidity makes me mad. if I were a ruthless dictator, i would put dumb dicks like you on a shuttle and blast you into space.

biggee531 7

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:54

There should be some kind of... test... that must be passed to drive on the road. I don't mean a driving test, i mean a test of intelligence. As it is, the level of stupidity on any major highway surpasses that of the average tri-county cow-tug.