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Irony at a base level

By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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N00d13s 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:15

you were right, that was funny.

melissasmile21 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:10

the damage could've been worse, thats pretty lucky really. shouldnt you be doing work instead of staring out windows?

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kaylapple 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 7:10

still think its funny.!?

ZeroIce 12

Wednesday 7 September 2011 17:33

sounds like my friend and i lol

sierralovesyou 0

Monday 3 October 2011 0:54

Karma's a bitch, huh?

Gouryella 0

Monday 17 October 2011 13:58

Karma. Thats all.

Kathts7 12

Saturday 28 July 2012 9:05

So... Was it funny?

idoc300 11

Saturday 3 May 2014 5:34

Was it worth the laugh

WILBUSCUS 6

Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:40

Karmas a bitch

erjgyflover 18

Wednesday 14 January 2015 13:25

Is it funny now?

patte_fml 19

Wednesday 28 October 2015 21:42

You just went shopping for instant karma.

screamogirl123 18

Saturday 11 June 2016 3:16

was it funny though?

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