Work, Health, Embarrassing and Farts: Inside out? - FML

Inside out?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2023 21:00

Today, I’ve been having the worst gas, nausea, and stomach pain of my life and literally nothing I do works. While I was at work, I farted but it came from the inside out; it was so loud there’s no way everyone didn’t hear it. My stomach started bubbling so loud, the guy sitting behind me got up and walked away. FML

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Ubehage 32

Friday 10 November 2023 0:07

That is a win! As long as only gas and nasty smell comes out. You have the power of the entire room!

mcsmee 7

Saturday 11 November 2023 3:03

Don't most farts come from the inside out?

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Ubehage 32

Friday 10 November 2023 0:07

That is a win! As long as only gas and nasty smell comes out. You have the power of the entire room!

mcsmee 7

Saturday 11 November 2023 3:03

Don't most farts come from the inside out?

idragosani 15

Tuesday 14 November 2023 0:29

Might want to see a doctor. Sounds like you could be lactose intolerant

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