Dogs, Gross and Animals: I'm fine, this is fine

I'm fine, this is fine

By btg - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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Saturday 6 February 2010 12:08

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Comments

Furytalon 14

Wednesday 3 August 2011 5:17

that's fine bugers strengthen your immune system

unohuitis 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 8:24

Is your girlfriend 7 or 8?

happykesh 3

Tuesday 3 January 2012 5:28

tpayne616 0

Friday 27 January 2012 3:43

That's ******* gross.

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:57

Talk to her. Now.

sammyluvspugs 4

Saturday 2 June 2012 16:12

That's disgusting. Your poor puppy doesn't kno he's eating boogies

Blahblah9921 4

Tuesday 18 September 2012 4:02

thts gross man.. u need to do something

kezzamumma 3

Sunday 4 November 2012 23:15

I have to hide my gollies when i'm sick or spit them in the bin, my dog loves them and gets excited when people cough.

FlamingColor 30

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:43

Dafaq did i just read?

cmb8280 24

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:38

Ahahahaha!! That's freakin' hilarious!!!

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