Poopoo peepee and Kids: I just can't hide it

I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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Comments

jren207 24

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:06

Maybe he needs a little more practise...

_Allstar_ 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:04

Who needs toilets when you the floor right under you! ;)

aPieceOfFruit 16

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:19

I hear if you rub their nose in it then hit them with a newspaper they stop.....

AngelBrenda3811 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:31

It happens!

robertd73 24

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:14

It's normal, unless he is eighteen.

Philly_iz_Silly 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:52

EPIC FAIL!!! :)

thinknomore 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:58

that made me crack up soooooooo much

minagiv 11

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:07

Aaawww. My son did that, too!!! Get used to cleaning up pee; you're going to have to do it the rest of his life in your home.

Yourtbn 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:09

Aww, that's not suckage. That's cute. You should be excited for him.

red1355 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:23

How funny!! Sounds like u have a puppy and not a kid.... Lol

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