Christmas, Sexting, Parents and Intimacy: I can't unsee it - FML

I can't unsee it

By meikd423 - 10/09/2010 16:36 - France

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Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

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timmy455 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:22

that's hot

IsabellaC 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:25

what a hoe!

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zythek 5

Wednesday 31 October 2012 23:54

Well now you have your Christmas card! ;)

ace666 8

Sunday 25 May 2014 11:17

ummm ho ho ho

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 24 May 2015 12:06

hoe hoe hoe merry christmas. santas looking for some packages to stuff her stocking

Blair Tavish 1

Sunday 16 April 2017 19:04

I've walked in on my mum doing worse dude, sometimes its funny sometimes if really not..

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