Miscellaneous: Hustle culture

Hustle culture

By Anonymous - 02/07/2024 05:00 - Canada

Today, my brother has decided to hustle hate groups. Everyone, including the police, think he's some sort of Robin Hood. I wouldn't have a problem with this, except he's trying to recruit people. Any day now we're going to be attacked by Nazis. FML

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poopface82 23

Tuesday 2 July 2024 15:12

Hustle as in take money from them? He’s doing the Lord’s work, but tell him to leave you and your family out of it.

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Wednesday 3 July 2024 17:33

not all hero’s wear capes

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poopface82 23

Tuesday 2 July 2024 15:12

Hustle as in take money from them? He’s doing the Lord’s work, but tell him to leave you and your family out of it.

wrecklesswfire 3

Wednesday 3 July 2024 17:33

not all hero’s wear capes

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