Pizza Love Hungry eyes

Hungry eyes

choldcreations - - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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pineappleducki 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:11

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

pineappleducki 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:09

could be herpes.

rbserrano 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 7:16

herpes!!!!!!!

viaMannequin 1

Monday 21 February 2011 23:03

Shouldn't you have noticed that big red cluster of zits before you even started going out with her/Them growing over the course of the relashonship.

Chriscrossedlove 0

Monday 18 April 2011 19:00

That's really disgusting

emilyaddison1234 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:24

ew! dicksgusting!

KinqLeo610 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 14:21

Eeeeeeewwwwwww

Stockholm06 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 0:00

oh My god I think I'm going throw up.

carleyO_O 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 0:35

that just made me throw up a little :/

SpazzyJazzy325 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:46

kinky, maybe she'll let you pick her nose for dessert ;P yummy

ladyduff 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:55

um ew

Anchavez2 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 7:10

gagg

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