Family, Vacation, Airplanes and Animals: Housekeeper

Housekeeper

By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I took my parents and 3 sisters to the airport so they could take a trip to Hawaii. I wasn't invited because they don't like my husband. They asked me to watch the dog and water the plants. FML

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Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

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drimpossible 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:46

Without knowing all parties, hard to say who is the right. Your family may be intolerant, or husband may be genuinely difficult.

Some_guy 6

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:46

Have fun with the dog.

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Brittanie Torres 11

Saturday 28 October 2017 9:33

I’d would of said”**** you, watch your own damn dog and plants”

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