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Hermit

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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By human - 21/06/2019 00:01

Today, I had a dream in which I was eating vast quantities of pizza, cookies, and pastries. I became so anxious about all the calories that I woke up. Even in my dreams I'm self conscious about my diet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 553

You deserved it 260

Parenting struggles

By Aniel85 - 22/11/2021 20:01

Today, after I worked 15 hours yesterday, coming home at 1 a.m. thinking I could sleep in because my kids have no school, I was woken up at 7 a.m. because they wanted pancakes. FML

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Panic in the sheets of Luton…

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 19:00 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML

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You deserved it 121

By amy - 20/07/2019 02:09

Today, I had a dream about sleeping, which is a dream I have frequently. I’m exhausted even when I sleep. FML

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You deserved it 156

By Dutchee - 23/01/2012 11:27 - Netherlands

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

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What is wrong with my brain?

By slickrick22 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

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You deserved it 4 029

Never say easy

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML

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You deserved it 53 509

By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

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You deserved it 11 010

By Ew - 26/05/2016 13:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I went for a three-mile run. I was really proud of myself until I woke up from my dream in my bed, surrounded by empty soda bottles and fast food bags. I haven't worked out in years. FML

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You deserved it 12 114

By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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tbro47 23

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:12

Turn that dream into a reality and unlike most people you'll be able to say that you followed your dreams.

IWishIWasObama 12

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:11

Time to make this dreams a reality!

Comments

mrmcleod 29

Thursday 12 March 2015 23:07

I must not understand the moderation process.

elizacandle 29

Thursday 12 March 2015 23:08

or maybe it's time to get up and make pancakes

___fishyy 15

Thursday 12 March 2015 23:21

That's an awesome dream.

Cassandra2015 21

Thursday 12 March 2015 23:41

throw some bacon in there, and you've got a perfect dream

sassy2085 16

Thursday 12 March 2015 23:53

So why is this an FML of I had a dream that was Making pancakes that would be awesome.

xebi 4

Friday 13 March 2015 0:14

I had a dream recently that I was ordering new printer cartridges. Pancakes wins.

Catdragon 40

Friday 13 March 2015 0:24

well fancy that. I had a dream that I was swimming in pancake mix and tossing cooked ones through a basketball hoop.

bobsanction 18

Friday 13 March 2015 2:03

You dream of pancakes, you need to get out more. Ihop is the solution.

myanichole 22

Friday 13 March 2015 2:11

Why is this a FML

wallmaria 15

Friday 13 March 2015 2:52

what's wrong with thag

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Today, at 36 years-old, I will be leaving to go on my first ever vacation. Aunt Flo held off until yesterday so she could come with me, and she's BAD this month. We were planning on going to the beach. FML

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