Love and Awkward: Heart to heart - FML

Heart to heart

By Anonymous - 11/07/2025 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister answered texts from my girlfriend as though she was me. My girlfriend was glad we had a real heart to heart, even if it was just texts, while I was busy at work. I have no idea what they talked about and I’m too cowardly to break her heart by telling her it was my sister. FML

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Yudith 25

Saturday 12 July 2025 3:45

Let's hope you are close enough to your sister that you can ask her to show you the texts.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 13 July 2025 3:31

Sounds like your sister is a better match for your girlfriend.

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Yudith 25

Saturday 12 July 2025 3:45

Let's hope you are close enough to your sister that you can ask her to show you the texts.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 13 July 2025 3:31

Sounds like your sister is a better match for your girlfriend.

tiptoppc 19

Thursday 17 July 2025 7:21

Lock you damn phone with a passcode. Wtf is wrong with people

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