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By kitty - 09/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Exeter

Today, my grandpa yelled at me, telling me to stop being ugly and rude. I only asked if he could cut the watermelon. FML

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ahabsfan 15

Monday 9 September 2019 2:41

Were you on his lawn at the time?

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Did he make you go outside and fetch him a switch?

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ahabsfan 15

Monday 9 September 2019 2:41

Were you on his lawn at the time?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 9 September 2019 3:21

Did he make you go outside and fetch him a switch?

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 9 September 2019 7:33

Or a sammich?

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 9 September 2019 7:32

So did you stop being rude?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 September 2019 7:42

To that generation, "cut the watermelon" means farting.

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