Happy birthday!

sambo99 - - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. So far I have received: the news that my parents are divorcing, a dead bird and a pile of shit left on my bed (courtesy of the cat), a rash all over my face, and some slippers from my boyfriend. FML
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FFML_314 11

It's obvious that the day of your birth has driven them to the point of sheer misery, you don't know how to take care of your pets, you're sticking your face in places it doesn't belong and your boyfriend is secretly a homosexual. FYL indeed.

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004savage 0

atleast things can only get better right?

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hhhiii 0

it's my birthday too!!! and aww about the slippers (: I go pjs and $1,045 :D

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StJimmy117 0

How do you like the slippers?

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bluelily_ 0

Happy Birthdayy!! :)

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brookig 10

Aaaaaw, that sucks so bad. I hate it when someone you love doesn't put any time or effort into you present. And your parent's couldn't wait one more day to tell you the news? F their life for being selfish people and not giving a shit about you. And F your boyfriends life for being a douche! Tell them all to F' off and try and still have a good day! You deserve better! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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bassdredd 2

ok why does everyone who posts on FML seem to have complete retards for parents? like seriousley, they couldn't wait to tell you the next day? It had to be on your birthday? like wtf honestly... that other guy's mom used his mouth as an ashtray...where the hell do all of you people live?

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sk3l370n 0

Use a bb bat on the smoke alarm. Or the property manager - whichever makes you happier.

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doggone456 0

hope your birthday gets better for ya...fyl

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aspnet_rules 0

:( This sounds like my birthday OP, except different things happened. Take care fo yourself.

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