Love, Embarrassing and Awkward: Hanging

Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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By babymine - 09/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML

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Sunday 31 July 2011 12:14

"**** first base, this bitch is mine!"

namhowell 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:12

Well you at least got that much action even if you 2 never go out.

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Elysian101 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:04

Problem?

laciloves 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:05

I thought now everybody gives hugs not high fives...

vinny2897 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:05

atta boii

vinny2897 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:08

i did that and the girl jumped on me and started.kissing me..

vinny2897 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:09

*like*

macca1234 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:21

How is this an FML?

hasucksforyou 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:25

get. it. in.

I_only_say_LOL 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:28

LOL

grapist 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:37

what's the problem?

musicislife1415 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:45

Awww that sux!!! I feel so bad for you!! :[

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