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missunlucky - 18/02/2010 00:24 - Czech Republic

Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee, but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed on my face. FML

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loser - 10/10/2009 20:45 - France

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

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lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

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Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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- 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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Anonymous - 26/07/2019 20:00

Today, I got home after a night of drinking with my coworker. We hooked up, but he was so drunk he had to use a flashlight to put it in. Then, he ran out of the room to throw up. FML

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vetapplez - 04/04/2009 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

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dacho 7

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:23

You sure it was piss? Maybe you were working the zipper for too long :]

Nakedsquirrel 5

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:24

Apparently you also pulled his underwear down with your teeth.

maddie1 0

Friday 12 March 2010 5:00

eeeewww so howd it taste?

fluffeee 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 1:06

u were at the club with friends and a friend? i love how stupid some people r

fuckingbiglife 6

Monday 23 August 2010 17:54

golden shower

sillypiper 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:45

lol :)

iluffmcrandbvb 1

Monday 7 February 2011 5:03

just sayyun but maybe just maybe it wasnt pee... or it wasnt an accident -.-

fml98kevin 4

Wednesday 11 May 2011 5:57

haa why would u do this for a guy? this is like a halfway handjob

retardslol 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:56

Dumb ass don't make it so you it looks like you're giving him a *******. Retard

cobanjo 2

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:00

Is your friend R.Kelly maybe?

E33smegg 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 13:40

um piss fetish guy

Dravite 9

Friday 6 July 2012 23:39

And actually why was your face at the height of his weiner? If all it took was to unzip the pants and he can do the rest, you didn't need to go down to investigate...