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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML

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kika_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:02

Lol, why didnt you just go to the bathroom?

ZeShadow 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

You dropped DA BOMB on her

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lexii29 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:09

hahahahaa this one actually made me laugh...sorry man.. :[

McLaughlane 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:10

I agree, why didn't you go to the bathroom? And that does suck, lol, farting isn't the end of the world so I guess maybe she was looking for an excuse. :/

Mnemic 6

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:11

'the scene went silent' I disagree, the action (with sound) was only moved into the crowd. :-P I agree with #2, you should have walked to the toilet and released it there. :) Pretty logical.

Jordn_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:12

LOL that was just funny. I agree with #2 though, why didn't you just excuse yourself?

cthulhu1138 1

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:12

If you can't hold it in, go to the bathroom. Or at least learn how to silence your farts.

Scorch117 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 0:06

Yeah, put a rifle silencer on your ass. XD

CorynneCade 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:12

HAHAHAAA! idk y us girls can hold it but guys seem to explode! haha! maybe it's some kinda sciency thing i don't wanna think about on a weekend! haha!