Work, Embarrassing and Funerals: Grave error

Grave error

By spyrogers1677 - 18/11/2022 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML

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Today, at my grandad's funeral, as my dad and aunt poured his ashes into the hole, a strong gust of wind blew the ashes into my throat. I choked on my grandad. What made it worse was that the vicar had to stop her prayer to laugh. FML

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Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML

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By Mortified - 24/02/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I attended my girlfriend's mother's wake. When I walked up the three-step platform the casket was on, I tripped, fell over the edge of the casket, and head-butted her mother's corpse. The adhesive holding one of her eyes came undone. FML

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Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 18 November 2022 6:10

Would it have been better if the priest were amused with your fall? That wouldn't have been very Jesus-like.

deathdefiance99 2

Sunday 19 May 2024 13:57

ok you may not have deserved that but that’s really funny. .

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 18 November 2022 6:10

Would it have been better if the priest were amused with your fall? That wouldn't have been very Jesus-like.

deathdefiance99 2

Sunday 19 May 2024 13:57

ok you may not have deserved that but that’s really funny. .

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