Food, Addiction and Health: Gotta have it

Gotta have it

By kp. - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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Monday 17 October 2011 8:25

That's disgusting and you should feel disgusting.

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I'm sorry this is just sad

Comments

technochik3 12

Friday 21 October 2011 7:17

lmao eww thats gross

lazlozania 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 11:25

I've read some embarrassing FML's and this is the only one I've seen that I think would have been best not to share...

Seduisant 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 4:00

Aww..

purple91 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 13:31

Fatty.

tacotaco109 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:08

I hope you ate one !

Katydid123 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 3:19

Well... Bugs have lots of protein!

newburton13 26

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:56

I'm not even that addicted...you need therapy.

loganberrybat 11

Friday 2 March 2012 18:12

You know what another word for addicted is in that context? Fat.

ipwnallmen 10

Monday 5 March 2012 3:21

ugh.

hawkeye1951 0

Friday 8 June 2012 16:39

Ants are high in protein..

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