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Good catch

By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 23:52 - United States

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Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said, "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

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livewire1701 8

Friday 18 March 2011 8:08

Your dad is awesome!

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

Friday 18 March 2011 8:08

it's not like they were cemented to the table. stop being lazy and pick them up. youre not hiding a sex swing.

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AmeliaPond21042 20

Friday 8 January 2016 1:07

i found this one funny lol. just cause ppl know you have sex doesnt mean you want to have stuff like that showing. lol

djstiv3 15

Saturday 20 February 2016 3:33

ehh. ydi but i mean its an embarrassing topic for some, i still never reallyyy talked with my folks on it. it gets brought up but thats it

amitilin 11

Friday 19 August 2016 6:27

At least you're not enough of a dumbass to not use the condoms!

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