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Go away

By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 22:00

Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML

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No. Look that word up and see if you can work it into your life, you doormat.

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lalalaila777 24

Saturday 4 March 2023 23:16

it's ok to say no to people, or not right now. it's no one's business what you have to do, and resting is doing something.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 March 2023 18:04

No. Look that word up and see if you can work it into your life, you doormat.

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