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Gas giant

By Anonymous - 23/09/2018 17:30

Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML

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Levi2411 41

Sunday 23 September 2018 17:32

He needs a warning sign: Welcome to the gas chambers

Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 23 September 2018 20:16

If this new medicine is causing significant incidents of incontinence it does not sound like it is working.

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campdude90 15

Tuesday 25 September 2018 7:03

Call the doctor and let them know. see if there is an alternative medication. This is a significant side effect that must be reported

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