Health, Video games and Gamers: Gamers rise up

Gamers rise up

By marie - 02/12/2020 23:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 December 2020 8:55

You should learn to finger your games. They'd like it.

Grizz8831 14

Thursday 3 December 2020 15:56

if possible, plug in mouse and keyboard. should work for some games and even if you don't own a set they can be super cheap.

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doncho 8

Thursday 3 December 2020 8:19

That's truly an FML event!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 December 2020 8:55

You should learn to finger your games. They'd like it.

Grizz8831 14

Thursday 3 December 2020 15:56

if possible, plug in mouse and keyboard. should work for some games and even if you don't own a set they can be super cheap.

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