Health: Fresh and not Fit

Fresh and not Fit

By Anonymous - 14/06/2011 01:08 - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

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Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:37

how fat are you?

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IvoryDragon 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 7:54

Today, I realised im a fat lazy slob that nobody will ever love, because I ran out of breath on a ******* RIDEING LAWNMOWER

vRaw 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:23

Thats kinda sad actually... :'(

msabot 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:15

If you also have wheezing or chest tightness you're probably having a bad allergic reaction.

MsMeiriona 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 11:13

severe allergies or asthma are the only justification for this.

okieraider71 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:20

You are a heavy smoker--right??

Mish44 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 14:50

Jenny Craig that body!

kike66 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:37

damn that sux loose some weight

LifeIsCruelFML 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:36

LOL.

FuckOurLivesFOL_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:05

maybe u should push the riding mower meg

seanjuro 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:47

u should probably see a doc

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