School, Awkward and Education: FOCUS!

FOCUS!

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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Thursday 9 February 2012 0:05

Take notes. Extra education.

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Thursday 9 February 2012 0:16

Start moaning.

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evil_toad 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 4:55

Start masturbating. That will shut them up

Duckie21 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 4:55

Three some?

TheZebulon123 1

Thursday 9 February 2012 5:32

Wrong FML lol

TehParteh 9

Thursday 9 February 2012 5:35

99 I think you have the wrong FML

SpencerAlsey 2

Thursday 9 February 2012 5:52

Hahaha just back hand them

thaMuhFuggah 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 6:12

Dont get a boner

chesoes 8

Thursday 9 February 2012 6:25

Lol i can just imagine how u feel tho:/

CRC_101 31

Thursday 9 February 2012 7:08

Welcome to the majority of public schools... Hopefully you get a new seating arrangement again soon if the dirtiness gets to you =J

MrZiggy 3

Thursday 9 February 2012 7:50

I guess all the good seats argon

yourmofo 6

Thursday 9 February 2012 8:13

I'm gonna fart in your mouth Ray.

patalc11 8

Thursday 9 February 2012 9:20

That's when you sit there, and then at the top of your lungs, yell AWKWARD.

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