Sex, Students and Intimacy: Fair warning

Fair warning

By Alwayshappens2me - 17/07/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML

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Amphysvena 11

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:30

actually, that's not true. i'm currently in college and the sign for having sex isn't a sock on the door. it's locking the damned thing.

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Saturday 18 July 2009 9:18

And a sock on the door would help... how?

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kevinsagirl2323 8

Tuesday 7 November 2017 4:32

if youre living in an apartment why in the world would you put a sock on the door? lock the damn door and use a chain. ptoblem solved

sarahcroy20 12

Sunday 27 December 2020 8:10

Does no one ever lock their doors?

randybryant799 20

Sunday 5 September 2021 5:03

Why is it so hard for people to lock their doors?

wrenavery90 12

Monday 3 October 2022 4:08

If you have a brand new apartment why would you need a sock on the door? And why was the door not locked?

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