Health Ethics in medecine

Ethics in medecine

Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

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Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

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noway - 22/03/2015 04:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

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Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

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applegreen - 16/02/2017 15:00 - Ireland - Limerick

Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML

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Anonymous - 08/05/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML

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Today, I went to the doctor to ask what the weird white lump was on my back, and if it was cancer. He told me it was the biggest pimple he'd ever seen. FML

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Anonymous - 06/09/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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penguinlover56 0

Monday 6 February 2017 9:53

are you okay though?

CheekyRaccoon 27

Tuesday 7 February 2017 16:31

Seems like they checked your lovely lady lumps and deemed them to be too lumpy. Hopefully it's nothing serious and you'll be alright alright alright.

surelybored 7

Wednesday 8 February 2017 5:34

I had to get an x-ray too and was told I was just fine and have "lumpy bumpy boobs" hopefully you'll get same results. Good luck!

NuttyProfessor 7

Wednesday 8 February 2017 6:26

ultrasound test too, maybe. I hope you are ok.

qjdb 8

Wednesday 8 February 2017 15:32

So you're upset because your doctor is concerned for your health? Smh

nentenkupo 16

Tuesday 12 December 2017 17:57

I think she's less upset at the doctor and more concerned that she has cancer...

Pelekekona 1

Monday 6 March 2017 21:28

Fibrocystic breast tissue is what it's called. I have it too. Can be exacerbated by caffeine intake. You will need to be extra vigilant with your self breast exams because it can make it hard to detect cancerous growths. Recommend that when you go for mammogram testing to try to go somewhere with a digital machine.