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Dude, seriously?

By nuberific - 05/03/2009 18:45 - Canada

Today, I was in the changing room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

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Thursday 5 March 2009 23:13

And I thought seeing old ladies' saggy **** in the changing room at YMCA was bad..

Rawer 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:04

That must have been scary o.o

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mizled 0

Friday 6 March 2009 11:58

#43 LMAO!

yuyo_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 12:27

i hope it burned his ass

LMent 0

Friday 6 March 2009 13:36

I am struggling mightily not to burst into laughter, especially after reading the comments. I am in the crowded compuiter lab in my school right now BAHAHAHAHa

fmobus 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:04

Today, I found out, while trying to dry my butt hair, that I get extreme pleasure when I point the dryer directly to my ass. It only works with the gym's hair dryer thou. FML

000001 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:04

Wow. Just the thought scarred me for life. (Sucks to be you.)

cuttybuddy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:17

He was just trying to get his asshole dry. Whats the problem here?

FriendlyShadows 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:49

O_o Don't google Goatse...*shivers* I will never be the same again.....*twitches*

jagoffconsultant 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:40

the goatman cometh

ccmc3 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:01

THIS IS SICK

nando92 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:43

ive had that happen to me when i was in the locker room in a gym once i was kinda scared

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