Transportation, Cars and Cops: Drive on

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By uncool - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML

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Saturday 16 April 2011 12:16

He was doing his job and being nice at the same time. :)

ElGranOrgo 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:17

happy birthday...

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KBurns207 17

Monday 3 June 2013 20:28

**** the police.

liciaa10 12

Tuesday 30 December 2014 9:56

11:11 make a wish ?

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